Saturday, October 26, 2013

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE HALLOWEEN

Have yourself a merry little Halloween...now. No, really- I mean it, NOW, because Christmas is waiting and it's not being patient.

I'm hearing about and seeing a lot of Halloween and Christmas decorations everywhere at the same time. I've seen some complaints about it. Where do I stand on this topic? Hmm- well, I don't really care all that much. Halloween is really just a gateway drug to a Turkey and a Ham for me. I can buy candy all year long, so I'm really not worried that it's going anywhere. More and more the average person looks like they're dressed for Halloween on a daily basis, and pairing that with the fact that I'm too scared to go around scared all month, takes the actual "problem" off the table for me. It is, however, the only day acceptable to go door to door and expect complete strangers to give you candy, but I've covered all that in an earlier post and I personally, haven't tricked the hell out of anyone in a long time , so maybe I'll switch it up a little this year. BEWARE!!! There- that's my Halloween spooky voice to kick things off.

In all seriousness, I love Christmas decorations so I wouldn't be at all opposed to the stores selling them all year long. And I'm not talking about those Christmas only stores where a glass ball with a hook costs more than the tree I plan to hang it from. Perhaps Walmart could have a Christmas section for the entire year. I do agree that it looks quite odd and ridiculous to have an inflatable Santa in one yard with a giant pumpkin in the yard next door. It's not the store's fault. Probably as a courtesy, they begin the sale of Christmas items so the consumer can get a head start on the most expensive holiday. I would guess they didn't take into consideration the dumb-asses who can't come together and decide on an appropriate time to coordinate the holidays and it's decorations. The transition from the Orange Fall, the candy bar and a Turkey to the Red & White Winter and a tree in your house is not an easy one for some people.

I believe it was an unwritten rule at one time that Thanksgiving, was the appropriate time to start the Winter and Christmas decorating, but I suppose since it's not even Halloween day yet and I'm freezing my rear end off, it could pass for Winter. It doesn't really matter anyway- I have one strand of icicle lights still hanging from my house and one upper portion of a window covered in fake snow leftover from last Christmas- I guess I jumped the gun on Christmas ten months ago.

Enjoy, Barrelassers :)