Friday, September 27, 2013

THESE SHOES WERE MADE FOR WALKING? LATEST SHOE TRENDS? WHAT THE WHAAAA?

I would like to introduce you to my Barrelassin' cousin. Well, to her feet anyway. These are her feet at work this morning. I assure you it's not April Fool's Day, it's not even crazy shoe day at her place of employment, and she didn't do it on purpose. So how in the hell did this happen? She has no idea.

This girl got her butt up out of bed this morning, got ready for work, and not only did she put on two different shoes and leave the house...she didn't even notice it until she was walking into her office when the thought crossed her mind that her feet felt a little funny. These shoes look nothing alike. One has an open toe for crying out loud!! I would be willing to bet that they're different heights, too.

We are related in case you ever wonder how I got the way I am...it's all in the family.
This is the most fantastic thing that's happened all year long, and let's face it...I got to talk to Oprah Winfrey on the telephone as a call in on WWHL with Andy Cohen. This is right up there with talking to Oprah level of happiness. This is true happiness, looking at this photo makes me happy.
I wish it was a video...we'd be famous on Youtube!
Enjoy the hell out of this one, Barrelassers :)