So I thought I'd grab a beer out of the fridge to sip on. I get my beer and I'm casually walking through the living room where my Barrelassin' hubby is watching TV. Conversation is as follows:
BH: Jake E Lee is on That Metal Show.
Me: I see that.
BH: Look how good he still looks.
Me (very cool and casual): Yeah, I saw that, too.
BH: (laughing) Wait a minute...come back here.
Thank goodness he's not the jealous type and thinks I'm as funny as I think I am.