Saturday, June 8, 2013

THE PROPER WORKOUT ATTIRE

Can anyone tell me why we did this? Shorts over sweatpants? What the hell was that all about anyway? Was it strictly fashion, or was there some weird reason for it? I know back then, I was of the opinion that it was a really cool look, but looking back on it now, it's the over-all concept that I'm having trouble with.

 I mean, one day, someone was like, "These sweatpants are simply not enough. I think I should put my shorts on over them." I get now why most of us have such a problem with kids who wear their pants sagging to the ground (Other than the fact that it's just stupid),  It's because when we were growing up, we were accustomed to wearing all the clothes we had at the same time to create a fashion statement. We even wore all the jewelry we owned at the same time. One bracelet was not enough, we needed fifteen on each arm, a ring on every finger,  and ten different earrings...IN ONLY OUR EARS!

 Now they barely dress, and put the rings all over their face. We wore leg warmers with shorts and bathing suits for crying out loud!! But why, why on Earth did we wear a pair of shorts over our sweatpants? You think about that and get back to me, America.

 "I'm burning up, burning up for your love" (or more likely because I'm wearing sweatpants over my shorts.)
 Enjoy Barrelassers :)