IT'S OFFICIAL. ADAM LAMBERT DOES NOT LOVE ME

That bad security guard pushed me down when me and my little Barrelassin' sissy took Barrelassin' Mama to see Adam Lambert last year for Mother's Day. I hurt my elbow. I guess when they say "DO NOT CROSS THIS LINE" they really mean it. I'm not sure what they they thought I was going to do though...assault him with my ticket that I was waving in my hand wanting it signed maybe? They picked poor little Barrelassin' Sissy up and carried her down the street lol. We're really not very large gals. I don't think we're that intimidating. Barrelassin' Mama sure was upset when she saw me on the ground and her other daughter over some man's shoulder lol. She said it was time to barrelass home and not wait for an autograph any longer :( We sure did have fun though.

LOVE TESLA

Watch "Tesla - Signs (Live 1990) Five Man Acoustical Jam" on YouTube

OZZY DOLL FIGHTS BACK

My OZZY Osbourne doll is being chased by the Paparazzi. I think I heard him shout "Shaaaron!" and something like "you're all f#$&ing mad!"

KISS COFFEE? HELL YES PLEASE.

Took a little trip and stopped by the Kiss Coffee House. Nice place. Thanks for having us KISS:)

MICKEY, YOU'RE SO FINE!

THE BELLAMY BROTHERS ARE THE BOMB!

Barrelassin Hubby, Papa Jay.

<p>My Barrelassin husband doesn't have a Facebook or a blog, so I thought rather than let him get lost or let people forget about him, I'd give a status update for him.
Papa Jay is at work.
Papa Jay cut his hair lastnight.
Papa Jay tried out a new Mexican restaurant yesterday.
Papa Jay was at the library yesterday.

I'VE SPOTTED ELVIS!

One of my earliest memories is of me sitting on my mother's lap, watching Elvis' funeral on tv. I was three years old,I barely remember it, but I remember my mother was upset:(