Saturday, December 1, 2012

SPANX A LOT!

Nice, me and my barrelassin' husband have to deejay a Frat party tonight. I own one long sleeved dress, and it's December. Would be fine, but that only gives me one option unless I wanna freeze my Spanx off. I own one pair of spanx, with two small tears, which in turn force everything held in, in that area, to pop out in those two spots. Like little lumps.

 One of the wire pieces on the right side is bent and popping outward instead of pulling in, so now they have created fat where there's not really any fat. I'll show them, I'll stand with my hand on my hip all night to cover it. I decided to leave the fake eyelashes and fingernails at home tonight. I based this on the fact that this is a frat party, after about an hour, none of these people will care at all what I look like, nor will they be able to even see me.

 Basically, I could've left all this at the house and wore jeans. Had I done that, I wouldn't have had to go through all the trouble of fake tanning my legs. It's not easy being a Barrelasser.
Enjoy, Barrelassers :)