Thursday, November 1, 2012

HOOKERS ON HALLOWEEN

I remember one Halloween as a kid, pre- teen, me and my Barrelassin' cousin dressed up like hookers and went to a Halloween party at a church we had never been to before, or since I should add. I had been forbidden to wear my mothers 5 thousand bangle bracelets, but of course we did anyway, she came home from work before we returned, and of course she was angry.

 I got yelled at, I felt guilty, so ...I tried to suck up by polishing the floors with Pledge, and that didn't help anyone! More trouble. I'm not really sure what the moral of this story is. Don't borrow things that don't belong to you when you're specifically told not to?Never ever polish the floors with furniture polish?

 Ironically out of all the Dennis the Menace things we did that day, I don't recall anyone ever saying " don't dress like an 11 year old hooker and crash a random church Halloween party." Doesn't mean it didn't happen, I'm just saying that's not the lesson I learned.
Hope you enjoyed your Halloween Barrelassers :)