Monday, November 5, 2012

BRYAN ADAMS. NOT THE SUMMER OF '69

Happy birthday to Bryan Adams. He's 53. I could listen to him all day long, wait a second.I was forced to do that once. Let me clear things up, I could listen to ALL of his music all day, but the same song? That's taking it a bit too far. When I was a teenager, me and my barrelassin' friend went to the beach with her family. One night, we found a little pool hall. As we walked in, the hottest new...
song was blaring from the jukebox, 'Everything I Do' by Bryan Adams. Very popular song, and by "popular" I mean drive a stick in your ear, and make it go away now! Don't get me wrong, we loved the song too, until an hour later when it was still playing, over and over and over. We even put money in the jukebox and paid for something else, but it never happened. Either someone madly in love had already paid for it to play until they died, or it was secretly the only song on there. I think it drove us to drinking. Too bad we put our money in that jukebox, it would've been handy when we were counting change to get some beach kid's older brother to buy us beer. It cost us just over $2.00 for a six pack of Olympia beer. I'm no hater, but I don't know what the hell Olympia beer is. Never laid eyes on that stuff again, until I looked it up to see if it still exists. It does! I imagine that stuff will survive the Apocalypse.
Enjoy Barrelassers :)