
I LIVE THE LIFE OF LUCY, AND I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT! OUR RAMBLIN' WAYS-CATCH US IF YOU CAN! ENJOY, BARRELASSERS
Friday, November 30, 2012
JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY
I'm gonna hunt this movie down. I remember loving it. Fargin Iceholes. My mother grabbed me once, ONCE!

MANIC MONDAY ON FREAKIN FRIDAY
It's not Monday. It's freaking Friday. So why the heck have I had Manic Monday stuck in my head all morning? What kind of shit is that? Do I have a case of the Mondays?
Thursday, November 29, 2012
ROCKIN' IN THE USA OR WHAT THE HELL EVER!
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Wednesday, November 28, 2012
MJ BAD 25 I JUST CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU
This was really good. Can't stop Michael Jackson now. Might even Moonwalk on a minute. Question is: I still hip enough or am I more likely to need a new hip after I try? I'll let ya know how this works out for me.
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RAMBO
When I was just a youngin I saw Rambo at the theater. All I ever wanted to do after that was sew up my own arm. Of course now you'd have to actually put me to sleep to give me even one stitch. Remember when him sewing his arm was the coolest thing ever in a movie?
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Sunday, November 25, 2012
GO HAMMER, GO HAMMER, GO!
The one thing me and my husband can always agree on is, MC Hammer. Just look, if you wanna make something go big, involve The Hammer. If you have something big, but wanna make it even bigger, get The Hammer. Call on The Hammer, and you will be rewarded! He wasn't kidding huh? All of our quality time conversations around here, somehow always come back to Hammer lol.Me and the husband are headed outside to spend the day hanging every Christmas light and decoration we have. We're bout to Turn this Mutha Out!
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Saturday, November 24, 2012
RIP LARRY HAGMAN
As a child I remember Dallas being the show everyone waited for all week! Even as a little girl, I, too, loved this show, although I'm sure I didn't completely understand everything. Who shot J.R.? was one of the 80's biggest mysteries! Everyone had shirts that read, "I shot J.R." The new Dallas is a great show as well, and I'm sure they'll mark his absence in a classy way.
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Friday, November 23, 2012
MONSTERS OF ROCK CRUISE!?!?
Seriously, a while back I stumbled upon a link for a Monsters of Rock Cruise. The more I read, the more I couldn't believe it. It seemed as if a dream come true was right in front of me. I nearly fell out of my chair, and almost never picked my chin up off the floor. The list goes on and on. All I could think when I read Stryper was on the list was of a time around 13 years old, when they were going to appear at a mall and sign autographs.I was so excited for anyone who could drive, to hurry home and take me there! Nobody got home in time, and I was so sad. I think I may still be sad about it lol. When I read about this cruise I called my husband, and told him this is all I want for Christmas, my birthday, Valentines Day, and any other day where I should get a gift. I don't see the stars lining up with the economy in my house, but that didn't stop me from asking my husband to keep the cruise a secret so other people wouldn't buy all the tickets lol. Like he knows soooo many people he could sell out an entire cruise lol, how many people do I think he knows? Either way,somebody should go and enjoy it! Honestly, Stryper, I still believe in you :)
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Thursday, November 22, 2012
WE ARE THE WORLD
Happy Turkey Day Barrelassers:) Be happy, be thankful, be kind. After all, we are the world!
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Monday, November 19, 2012
MILLI VANILLI
HOPPIN' ON THE BUS WITH PAUL SIMON
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Saturday, November 17, 2012
CHICAGO...TWENTY 1?
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
BARBIE VS. JEM
Jem! Jem is truly amazing..truly truly truly amazing. That's the song me and my barrelassin' cousins would practice a million times so we could call the special number, sing it to a recording over the phone in hopes that we would win the contest. I can't remember what to grand prize was, but we really wanted to win. We also thought we actually had a chance lol. We recorded it on a cassette tape as well. We were
ridiculous! I do have to say though, Jem, really was truly amazing, when Barbie & The Rockers looked like a bunch of kids from the totally awesome movie, "Valley Girl." Which only means one thing, I'll stop the world and melt for you.
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Monday, November 12, 2012
DROPPING BOMBS ON YOUR LOVER?
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
BELLAMY BROTHERS
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Unless of course you have the flu, in which case, please try to not breath on me :)
Monday, November 5, 2012
PINK CADILLAC
BRYAN ADAMS. NOT THE SUMMER OF '69
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LITTLE PINK HOUSES, FOR ME AND JOHN MELLENCAMP :)
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BON JOVI, REVISITED
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Friday, November 2, 2012
UP ALL NIGHT WITH SLAUGHTER
I quickly realize I don't have clean work pants, so I grab the ones from the day before and put them on and off we went. That must have been the longest work day ever. So at the end of our shift, we're riding home with my barrelassin' mother, who worked with us as well. At the same time we were giving another co-worker a ride home. He was sitting in the front seat while me and my cousin sat in the back.
She and I kept trying not to laugh at something, I have no idea what, but mom stopped at the gas station, and as I sat in the car looking at my feet, I had to focus really hard to figure out what I was looking at. I lean closer only to realize that my underwear from the day before were still in the leg of my work pants and hanging out the bottom resting on my shoe. I got my cousin's attention and showed her and from that moment, we could not control our laughter.
Mom thought we were idiots, but we told her after he got out of the car. She thought it was funny. Later at a party with that same passenger he said he thought we were stoned and had the giggles. We let him continue thinking that. So next time you party all night before work, check your pants. There's no way to know if my drawers had been on my shoe all day at work, but it was funny as hell so I gladly accept it.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
HOOKERS ON HALLOWEEN
I got yelled at, I felt guilty, so ...I tried to suck up by polishing the floors with Pledge, and that didn't help anyone! More trouble. I'm not really sure what the moral of this story is. Don't borrow things that don't belong to you when you're specifically told not to?Never ever polish the floors with furniture polish?
Ironically out of all the Dennis the Menace things we did that day, I don't recall anyone ever saying " don't dress like an 11 year old hooker and crash a random church Halloween party." Doesn't mean it didn't happen, I'm just saying that's not the lesson I learned.